Aliens Dont Feel Love

Mum: It's so hot!
Me: No it isn't.
Mum: *looks at what I'm wearing; jeans and a T-shirt* Aren't you feeling a LITTLE warm?
Me: Nope.
Mum: You're broken!
Me: ._. OH! Look I'm wearing socks too! *wiggles my feet*
Mum: Go away!
: ......5 minutes later.......
Brother: It's so hot!
Me: Am I the ONLY one not feeling the heat!
Brother: You never feel hot!
Me: *jumps up* Cool! I'm an ALIEN! xD
Brother: *pauses*....Get out.
Me: *looks at my dad* How can you let--
Dad: *interrupts me and shouts* GET OFF OUR PLANET!
Me: O_O ...You're my dad!
Dad: *shrugs* It's the weekend.
Me: -.- I'm feeling the love.

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY